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Corporate-approved updates from Barry Sunk, CEO of the world's largest and least profitable investment firm.
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What’s in the newsletter?
Only corporate-approved messages are authorised for distribution in our newsletter. We cannot provide you with our editorial calendar ahead of time because we lost the password to it. Expect news about Sunk Capital, our CEO Barry Sunk, our portfolio of investments, and HR-sanctioned behind-the-scenes.
What if I have feedback or topic suggestions?
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*Do you really sell my data to questionable third-parties?
No. Sunk Capital is entirely fictional satire. Your data is actually handled according to best practices of UK data protection and regulation. Please don’t sue us.